A lonely cold burguer.
Nobody wants to share a cold and lonely burguer.
Who wants a spoiled cold and lonely burguer?
With its tough ¼ lb fire grilled beef and its chewy smoked thick-cut bacon.
With its mouldy Wisconsin white cheddar cheese and its frozen iceberg lettuce leaves.
Its red onions: rotten; the tomatoes: tasteless.
All on a cold, hard, rubbery sesame seed bun.
Who wants it?. Poor little cold burguer. Nobody does.