Coldburguer

A lonely cold burguer.

Nobody wants to share a cold and lonely burguer.

Who wants a spoiled cold and lonely burguer?

With its tough ¼ lb fire grilled beef and its chewy smoked thick-cut bacon.

With its mouldy Wisconsin white cheddar cheese and its frozen iceberg lettuce leaves. 

Its red onions: rotten; the tomatoes: tasteless. 

All on a cold, hard, rubbery sesame seed bun.

Who wants it?. Poor little cold burguer. Nobody does.